Gildan Soft Style t-shirts with the Album image of "These Songs Are Not About Birds" on the front. The t-shirts come in two colors: Heather Grey with the album printed in White or Heather Maroon with the album printed in Gold. Shirts available in Small, Medium, Large and X-Large. 2X and 3X Large available for an extra charge.

Grandpa-structured nylon Hat with a Hedges logo patch. One-size-fits-all. The hat is available in 3 colors. Off-White/Maroon with Gold trim Salmon/Black with Gold trim Off-White/Seafoam with Maroon trim Red/Black with Gold trim